Sunday, December 28, 2003

FINAL TALLY FROM RHODE ISLAND SIGNATURE DRIVE

As far as I can tell, the Rhode Island Secretary of State's office has finished the signature count; you can see the results at http://www.sec.state.ri.us/ppp/index.php?page=pppc if you want. Anyway, we came in third among real Democrats with 1,225 signatures (meaning that I don't count Lyndon LaRouche, who somewhat embarrassingly outpaced everyone except Bush), right after Dean and Gephardt. Interestingly, John Edwards didn't quite make it, and Lieberman just barely qualified. I'll be curious to see if Rhode Island ends up changing this procedure, since at least one major candidate got screwed by it and another one almost did.

Friday, December 19, 2003

WHEW! (I THINK.)

Well, 4:00 p.m. on December 19 has come and gone, which means that the signature drive to get John Kerry's name on the Rhode Island primary ballot is over. As far as we can tell, we made it, barring any counting errors yet to be discovered. (One of the local canvassing boards actually overcounted by 113 signatures, which didn't get caught until today, but fortunately it still wasn't enough of a difference to put us under the 1,000 needed.) Anyway, it's been an interesting if frustrating and nerve-wracking experience, and it actually feels kind of weird not to be worrying about it right now. Still, I suppose now I can go back to having a relatively relaxed existence. That is, after I do my holiday shopping. And grade my students' papers. And catch up on the academic work that's piled up over the past month. And come back from volunteering in New Hampshire in January. And...you know what, scratch that bit about the relaxed existence.

Thursday, December 11, 2003

RALPH NADER, WILL YOU PLEASE GO NOW?

If, like me, you really, really, really do not want to see Ralph Nader run for President again, go here and let him know.

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

Just thought I'd share my favorite part of the agreement we had to sign in order to bring our Kerry signature drive to a booth at Providence Place Mall:

"Applicant may not engage in fighting, boisterous conduct or utilize or encourage the use of physical force, abusive or obscene language or threats toward or against any other person. No nudity shall be exhibited by Applicant(s). Applicant(s) may not engage in any other form of unreasonable behavior, such as the making of unreasonable noise or any coarse or offensive utterance, gestures or display such that it causes or is likely to cause public annoyance, alarm, inconvenience or interference with the commercial uses of the Shopping Center. Applicant may not incite shopping center patrons in any way."

One would think that a simple "Applicant may not behave like a complete freak show" would suffice, but there you have it.
THOUGHTS ON THE FINAL DEMOCRATIC DEBATE

I don't know if it's just my own point of view as a frustrated and perplexed John Kerry supporter, but the debate in New Hampshire last night seemed to me to have a slightly surreal quality. In a way, they almost seemed to come full circle in their tone and tactics. After their increasingly open disagreements with each other in more recent debates, they reverted to early form and focused mostly on criticizing Bush. The main exceptions, of course, were Joe Lieberman, who apparently persists in the curious notion that Howard Dean is a liberal who would "take the party backward" and who made a bizarre reference to an "axis of evil" when talking about the Baathists and terrorists, and Dennis Kucinich, who has perhaps reached the height of his disappointment over failing to capture the allegiance of the antiwar crowd and argued that Dean was being inconsistent in opposing the war but supporting the continued occupation. One wonders if the two of them have finally arrived at the "Oh, screw it" point and deliberately amplified their most controversial characteristics (preaching the hard-left gospel in Kucinich's case, and pissing off the Democratic base in Lieberman's).

Aside from that, I couldn't tell whether the others really do think that it's all over but the shouting and were basically doing a dress rehearsal for closing ranks behind Dean, or if they just think they're better off ignoring the issue of Dean's poll standing and Gore's endorsement. This mentality was perhaps best exemplified by John Edwards' insistence that "the real campaign is about to begin." All in all, there was a distinct lack of finality to the proceedings, as no one really seemed to be taking it as the last opportunity to articulate his or her differences with the other candidates. On the other hand, as Josh Benson points out, maybe they were viewing it instead as an opportunity to introduce themselves to New Hampshire voters who haven't been paying attention yet, and of course most people haven't watched these things religiously like I have and wouldn't really expect any kind of "summing up."

Other thoughts:

- Kerry was perhaps trying to chart a middle course by acknowledging the issue of the polls and openly blowing it off, then refraining from criticizing Dean and even saying that he "completely agreed" with him on separation of church and state.

- I guess this isn't a surprise, but Wesley Clark seems prone to going into a bit more detail and jargon than is really necessary whenever he talks about the military or foreign policy. While his knowledge and experience in those areas are of course his major selling point, it also arguably adds to the perception that he doesn't quite know what he's talking about on other issues, and I can't help but wonder if he'd be better off as Secretary of State or Defense (or Joint Chiefs Chairman, for that matter).

- Dean: "If you guys are upset that Al Gore is endorsing me, attack me, don't attack Al Gore." Um...why? The comments about Gore were not, for the most part, complaints that Gore had endorsed Dean specifically, but rather that his endorsement was an unwarranted intrusion into the process at this point in the campaign.

- After the debate was over, my friends and I watched a little of the cable news coverage, and during the endless speculation over Gore's endorsement and the various strategies at work, I said, "At least this has shut up the Hillary chorus for a day or two." Next caption on the TV screen: "Will Al Gore run against Hillary Rodham Clinton in '08?" The more things change....

Friday, December 05, 2003

LET IT SNOW

Well, it looks like we're getting our inevitable First Big Snowstorm of the Season here in Rhode Island -- sounds like anything from 8 to 14 inches tomorrow, and that's in addition to the 1 to 3 falling tonight. Hopefully the plows are at work on the roads, which were in pretty horrible shape earlier (it took over an hour to drive the 10-15 miles from Providence to Warwick). This has also thrown a bit of a monkey wrench into the Kerry signature drive, which is proving to be a somewhat frustrating process. A good portion of the state's population doesn't seem aware of this admittedly obscure law, and when we're simply sitting at a booth in the mall with Kerry signs but not allowed to solicit actively (as we were today), most people probably assume it's just generic campaigning and ignore it. Between this factor, the weather, and the relatively short time frame (only about a month from when you're allowed to start to when you have to hand in all the sigs), I won't be surprised if at least one of the nine Democrats ends up failing to meet the requirement. Anyway, our planned road trip to Newport tomorrow is almost certainly off.

Monday, December 01, 2003

I CAST A SPELL!

If you have ever...
(a) played Dungeons & Dragons;
(b) known someone who played Dungeons & Dragons;
(c) been vaguely aware of the existence of Dungeons & Dragons;
...you should listen to this.